Stories, statistics, catchphrases, and certified moments from the life of one Zach Hammel.
Curated by witnesses. Verified by survivors. Read at your own pace.
— Volume I —
The Stories
Awaiting Stories
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★ The Numbers ★
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Hours of dancing
35
People showing up for him
1
Last rodeo (this one)
0
Regrets (claimed)
— Volume II —
Things He Says
Quotes Pending
The catchphrases are being collected. Help by submitting yours to the admin.