BREAKING:Wisconsin man last seen single in Cheyenne, Wyoming EXCLUSIVE:35 witnesses prepare for 4-day Hammel takeover DEVELOPING:Frontier Days bracing for impact · Bachelor life expectancy: 9 weeks REPORT:Hammel family confirms: "we've been preparing for this day"
Established · Cheyenne · July XXIII · MMXXVI

Wanted

Zach Hammel

for crimes of charisma, terminal popularity, & refusal to remain single

Reward: One Hell of a Send-Off
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★ Cheyenne · Frontier Days · July 23–26 ★
★ THE DAILY HAMMEL ★ · VOL. 1, NO. 1
★ FRONT PAGE

Local Legend Plots Final Escape From Singlehood, Insists "I'm Fine"

Sources close to Hammel report he has been practicing his wedding dance in the mirror for "at least 8 weeks." Family declines to comment.

★ EXCLUSIVE

Two Brothers, One Father Confirmed in Attendance — "We're Bringing Receipts"

Hammel family arrives in Cheyenne armed with decades of stories, photos, and at least one VHS tape rumored to be from a 4th-grade talent show.

★ DEVELOPING

Posse Members Now Compete For Stranger Affection In Place Of Phone Numbers

Once known for collecting digits, Zach's gang now collects votes. "We've evolved," says one accomplice. "Mostly." Live rankings below.

★ OP-ED

Why Zach Hammel Has Always Been The Life Of The Party — A Definitive Investigation

Page 4. Plus: 17 Eyewitness Accounts. The Quotes. The Photos. The Dance Moves. The Reckoning Begins July 23.

— Volume I · The Subject —

The Legend Of Zach Hammel

35 witnesses · 1 final ride

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— Volume II · Dispatches —

The Wire

Live from the field · Updated every 30s
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— Volume III · The Accomplices —

The Posse

Every outlaw, ranked by stranger affection
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— Volume IV · The Reckoning —

The Rankings

Stranger vote · Live tally
★ See Full Rankings & Vote →
— Volume V · The Itinerary —

4 Days In Cheyenne

Thursday
★ JULY 23 · ARRIVAL ★
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Friday
★ JULY 24 · RODEO DAY ★
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Saturday
★ JULY 25 ★
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Sunday
★ JULY 26 · DEPARTURE ★
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★ Full Schedule →