for crimes of charisma, terminal popularity, & refusal to remain single
Sources close to Hammel report he has been practicing his wedding dance in the mirror for "at least 8 weeks." Family declines to comment.
Hammel family arrives in Cheyenne armed with decades of stories, photos, and at least one VHS tape rumored to be from a 4th-grade talent show.
Once known for collecting digits, Zach's gang now collects votes. "We've evolved," says one accomplice. "Mostly." Live rankings below.
Page 4. Plus: 17 Eyewitness Accounts. The Quotes. The Photos. The Dance Moves. The Reckoning Begins July 23.
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Zach's crew, ranked by stranger votes. Back in their bachelor days, these men competed for phone numbers in dimly lit bars. This week, they compete for your vote. Tap a podium. Cast a ballot. Crown the king.